“We’re standing up to Celeb Chefs! People want to relax and order a takeaway but telly chefs cage them in kitchens! We say no! We have kidnapped Antony Worrall Thompson. Every day this week, we’re teaching him a lesson.“ - The Mozz
"People of the Uniting Kingdoms! How do we begin our re-education of silly Antonio Thompsonio? Do we let loose the lobsters of war? Feed him the fruit of his labours? Or make him cry like a little girl?"- The Mozz
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"Mr. Anthonio tried to make himself a daring escape, slipping through our fingers like an especially greasy gazelle. Don't you worry, my chinchilinos, he is back safe in our keeping, thanks to the camera crew we have to follow him around."- The Mozz
"Mr. Thompson, the world of takeaway does not tolerate cowards! In punishment for his transgressions, we must resort to the deadliest of weapons: Food Firing Squad!"- The Mozz
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"Brother Antonio! We welcome the new member of our beautiful, devilishly handsome takeaway familia with the ancient ritual of coordinated chest wax."- The Mozz
"We probe into the fresh, pink little mind of Brother Antonio, and put it to the final test! We see if he can overcome his culinary perversions, and deliver a delicious takeaway to the fine people of Britain."- The Mozz
"It's a fish slap mash up! The game wasn't enough - we needed a remix. Now Antony Worrall Thompson's squid-slapping has a soundtrack. It had to be done, right?"- The Mozz
